6:30a- “Babababa.” Roughly translated: “Wake up now before this sh*t gets real.”
12:00p- No, it did not take me 5.5 hours to finally get ready. This is after story time at the library, followed by a picnic at the park. She ACTUALLY fell asleep in the car on the way home, WITHOUT crying. Then she ACTUALLY stayed asleep for 2 HOURS.*
3:30p- My hair was reverting back to it’s original 6:30a look; it needed to go up. Post nap, I was feeling ambitious, so we went to Target and Michaels for craft supplies. A really cute denim romper, that happened to be Hazel’s size, jumped into my shopping cart while we were browsing the kids section at Target. It told me it needed a forever home, so I adopted it.
9:15p- Don’t let this picture fool you. The pj’s were on before 9 o’clock. There was an incident with a diaper sprayer that involved obtuse angles and foul trajectories. I had to change my pants.
And that’s how it usually looks on Monday. Minus the lipstick. I added that for dramatic effect.
*I had to wear her for the 2 hours. There’s no such thing as a free lunch.